…just a taste mind you.
-Local news has been devoting a hell of a lot of time to recent “Wisconsin Bigfoot” sightings. My favorites thus far have been two young kids who sighted the beast while have a backyard sleepover, and a gent who didn’t have enough time to put down his beer to talk to the cameras when he told his tale. This “news” has been in pretty heavy rotation on all four local networks…for two days now. I guess when the elections ended…
-Dolphins can apparently be trained to sing. Who knew? So of course, intrepid scientists train them to sing the Batman theme. Cure for cancer still in the wings somewhere.
-We often get orders for prison inmates. Of course, a lot of what we sell isn’t allowed behind bars. Things like dice and cards can facilitate gambling, and some of our products can be a tad racy here and there. Thus, it’s not too unusual for us to get packages back from prison systems marked ‘NOT ALLOWED’.
We, I got a phone call from a woman in Alabama who was really and truly pissed off that she couldn’t get her “darling boy” a game from our website. Apparently, when the package arrived, the games were confiscated and the warden was pretty pissed off. Caused quite a problem from what I am lead to believe.
The games? A copy of “Pimp” and a copy of “Jail Break”.
Some people have no sense of humor.
