Daily Archives: June 17th, 2004

Used to be that I would start to read two books each year at specific times.

Stranger in a Strange Land every year on my birthday and Ulysses every year on Bloomsday.

It occurred to me yesterday that I had neglected both over the past two years.

Today, a day late, I picked up Joyce. If I can finish it by my birthday, I’ll be happy.

What kind of disease are you?

alan:

alan is caused by alien mind control rays.

alan disease forces one to obsessively call self on phone.
The only possible way to cure alan infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.

Name?