Monthly Archives: May 2004

They’re from Madison…it’s not surprising they’re revolting.

Jason offers an interesting read most of the time, but I found this point very simple and obvious. It does not just apply to FOX, but any news outlet.

We’re out at dinner and Jo suddenly looks at me funny. Seems she’s been having some pseudo-regular contractions.

I did what any man would do in my position…I freaked.

Well, not fully accurate. I became uber-attentive and made sure everything was ok. Asked for the check as my wife was having contractions, etc…

Jo is now upstairs sleeping quietly and I am hyper-aware of everything around me.

Kinda cool, actually.

Um…yeah…

Though I am a bit surprised that folks are only just now figuring this out.

Mind you, this is in Detroitand she’s a schoolteacher…

I mean…come on. Tick…tick…tick…

Personally, I think this would offer hope to a few guys I know.

But guess why!

Besides, just torturing prisoners gets boring after awhile.